Due to immense demand and public outcry for an expansion of the groundbreaking Smug All Star Team, DB has decided to add to the line up in this and possibly future posts.
The Cadillac Commercials (2008-9). Sorry Blitzen, only got room for 8. Good thing GM is still able to maintain an elite level of smugness despite needing billions of taxpayer money just to survive. Cadillac loved running those advertisements to let the public know that they're better than you. Thanks.
So Smug.
Tony Romo-QB Dallas Cowboys. The leader of the choke artist Dallas Cowboy team, Romo is also dating the pound packing Jessica Simpson. Remember the Cabo vacation, the broken pinky, the fumbled snap, the incredible lack of big game wherewithal. Romo is a classic joke and will likely help the Cowboys run up the score in meaningless games and continue the streak of no playoff victories since 1996. Good thing for Giants fans!
Bill Maher-Comedian. This guy thinks he knows everything and isn’t that the definition of smug? Oh Bill please tell us what you think about religion. Does this guy really think that after thousands of years that it will be his crappy documentary that changes they way the world thinks?
Nice Hooker
Jeff Goldblum-Actor. A recognizable actor with a number of films to his name. Clearly he will be remembered for his role as Dracula in the film Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland (1996). Anyone remember those old Apple computer commercials. Somehow Apple is doing better with Justin Long as their spokesman. That may say something.
Alec Baldwin-Actor. To play someone as smug as Jack Donneghy on 30 Rock, you need to practice 24/7.
Judi Dench-Dame. Keep riding that bond role Judi. Joel McCale keeps her quite relevant.
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