Helping around the House

Do your part to keep the house clean and tidy.

Lemonade Sales

This is what happens when you try to have a lemonade sale in Belmar.

More Posters

Either to motivate, reflect, or relax, these posters will help you when you need them.

Motivational Posters

Remember to never let anyone get you down and shoot for the sky!

Stallworth Buys 30 Days

DUI manslaughter and 30 days in jail? Meanwhile Burress can face up to three years and seems to have a very powerful mayor looking to toss the book at him, if the trial ever occurs, and he did not even hurt a single person.

Sammy Sosa Busted for 'roids Finally

Let the "speculation" end. The guy became as big as Steve Austin overnight and used a corked bat, yet ESPN still wants him in the Hall of Fame. Good work.

Who's Spankin' Rankin? Part 2

In this week's edition of everyone's favorite rant we explore the $5 foot long.

You know what really spanks me?  When I walk into Subway and order myself a nice little foot long sub.  I can choose from any of the Jared healthiness and slather on all the extra fixins to make it a Rankin classic.  But I get spanked every time I step to the register, fin in hand, and read a number great than 5.00 on the register.  If Subway is going to spank me for some extra cake I better get a nice happy ending out of the situation.  Next time choose WaWa subs and a bottle of bub. 

Plaxico Trial Pushed Back...Again

At this point no one cares, especially with the addition of Ramses "The Pharaoh" Barden, about Burress' gun trial.  It basically depends on King Bloomberg's opinion on the situation.  Lets see what the future holds.

Boomer Esiason Advises the Children of Early 1990s America

Boomer offering advice to the kids.  How come we do not see this with todays quarterbacks?  Kyle "Jack Daniels" Orton, Jake "Emo" Cutler, Mike Vick (ehh), Tony Romo, et al...

Smugs Around Town

E pretending he actually is as cool as his entourage character (who happens to be very uncool) and Spiderman himself (who has enough money to make E his personal servant) at a Laker game.

Smug of the Week

The New Yorker, a smug magazine with a smug constituency.  Smug on my friends  

Hipster Job Fair

Signs of an improving economy?  All the hipster must have spent their nest eggs on PBR and clove cigarettes during their recent stint on unemployment.

Now hipsters can no longer complain about a lack of alternative job opportunities.

Who's Spankin' Rankin?

In the inaugural "Who's Spankin' Rankin?" post we here at DB found something so appalling that it was spankin' the crap out of Mr. Rankin.  This fall Fox plans on debuting "The Cleveland Show" a Family Guy spinoff centered around Peter's African-American mustached neighbor.  This is all well and good, although it does seem odd that Seth MacFarlane will dominate the Animation Domination lineup.  Unfortunately, and much to our disappointment Cleveland will not replace the monstrosity that follows Family Guy: "American Dad!".  One of the least funny, and possibly lamest, shows to ever get such promotion, American Dad! will continue with King of the Hill, on the way out.

Yes, the American hero Hank Hill will no long grace American households with his deep insights and powerful decisions every Sunday.  Fox, as always, has disgraced itself in canceling the most realistic and subtly brilliant show on its network.  Mike Judge and Co. will be okay and seem to already have a new target (ultra-lefty smugs) for a show now on ABC, but the audience will have to suffer through another show with little plot and a lot of filler.  Family Guy is great, American Dad not so much.  As Peter Griffin himself signed off in a recent episode : "stay tuned for whatever Fox is limping to the barn with."  Griffin knowingly referred to American Dad, the weakest link in the lineup.

We here at DB wish Cleveland the best, but the fact that we will no long be graced with the wit of Hank, the insight of Dale, the clammer of Bill, and the philosophy of Boomhower.  Instead we are stuck with some overweight gun-happy CIA bureaucrat with an airhead wife, dykey daughter, loser son, gay alien, and creepy Eurotrash-goldfish and as always we will switch the channel once the clock reads 9:30 and, unfortunately, possibly 8:30 as well.

King of the Hill (1997-2009)

Kutcher and Twitter Not Getting Along?

Ashton letting his fans know that he just picked up some fresh wax for his chest.

Ashton "Kelso" "PunkD" Kutcher has threatened to stop Tweeting on [Sh]itter because the website has reportedly explored a possible celebrity scavenger hunt TV show using Twitter.  Keep rocking those hipster clothes and plug those cameras Ashton.