In this week's edition of everyone's favorite rant we explore the $5 foot long.
You know what really spanks me? When I walk into Subway and order myself a nice little foot long sub. I can choose from any of the Jared healthiness and slather on all the extra fixins to make it a Rankin classic. But I get spanked every time I step to the register, fin in hand, and read a number great than 5.00 on the register. If Subway is going to spank me for some extra cake I better get a nice happy ending out of the situation. Next time choose WaWa subs and a bottle of bub.
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