ESPN Yet to Cover the Big Ben Controversy

Great journalism ESPN, we all know you play favorites but you cannot make it that obvious.

Big Ben

Media darling Big Ben Roethlisberger has found himself on the wrong side of the news this week with allegations of sexual assault. Big Ben, has yet to speak on the situation but we can guess that it would go a little something like the above. Keep riding that chopper in Ben.

Is there only one way to do health care?

The Swiss have a regulatory body to keep costs down and it seems to work well. In Canada and the UK they have nationalized plans. These plans provide garbage care. Look at the teeth of the Brits. One of the biggest problems is opportunistic insurance companies and doctors, if we cap that maybe we can save some money--you know in case some of the spending doesn't work out. We here at DB are pro-reform, but we need to compose a rhizomatic political scheme and see what other ideas are out there.

New Fast Food Chicken

Who is Wendy's appealing to with the new Azn Chicken? Asia is a big place, including India, Russia, Indonesia, China, Japan, Afghanistan, Iran, and many other nations. Are we to assume that this takes from all such countries? A pinch of curry, a sprinkle of vodka, some salt water, sesame seeds, soy, sand served on a kabab. Such would only begin to describe the melting pot of our largest and most populus continent. Maybe they just meant the greater Yellow Sea region, I understand that oriental is now not PC but could you come up with something that is a little more specific?

Comic Sans : The Least Professional Font

We here at DB would just like to know why anyone would ever use comic sans in a professional setting. The font's use should be limited to 4th grade book report posters or PTA bake sales, never a business. Yet, we have noticed its use overwhelmingly, though it has pleasantly slowed in recent years, in the business world. Beanie Babies, the YES Network, the Sims franchise, various Hollywood films have all used the font. However, getting all whiny about it is not for DB. So please know that if you use it you will look like an idiot, but getting all riled up about it, like many in the blogosphere have, will make you look equally dimwitted.

The All American Sausage Co. looks less than professional here

Red Dog Bowl 09

Sorry about the lack of posts, been too busy prepping for the summer football extravaganza.