Thursday, April 30, 2009

Swine Flu Fashion Statement

Jacko's Redemption

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Monday, April 27, 2009

G Men Pick Up the Burress Slack


Hakeem Nicks - like last big first rounder out of UNC for the GMen, Hakeem the Dream can bring a big impact. 
Ramses Barden 6'6" 229lb Monster.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Earth Day!


Celebrate this holiday the way Al Gore does!

Happy Administrative Professionals Day!

Get your secretary something nice for April 22!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Polls Closing Shortly

Looks like Griffin is running away with the vote!

Monday, April 20, 2009

Oh the Internet

Web MD: the advice is worth what you paid for it.

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Sunday, April 19, 2009

Bro!


Keep it bro.  New cartoons coming soon.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Take our new poll!


Which of the above is the greatest legend?  Take our poll to the right of your screen by April 22!

Separated at Birth?


Rays relief pitcher JP Howell and Legend B. Peacock

Quotes to Live By

Now that the sun is finally coming out, we here at DB want to take the time to bestow upon our readers some guidance.  As you leave your winter shell please take this points with you.


“New York style deli, that’s supposed to be a selling point?” – Hank Hill










“If anyone gives you 10,000 to 1 odds on anything, you take that bet. If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar, I will be one rich dude.” – Kevin Malone




“Anything could happen to you at night, you could get run over, pick-pocketed, um fall down a man-hole, bump into... people, murdered... Imagine that! Imagine being murdered!” – Murray Hewitt






“I’d rather be on a losing football team than a winning soccer team” – Bobby Hill  






“I'm against all "it's me’s.” So self-absorbed and egotistical, it's like these hip musicians with their complicated shoes!” – George Costanza




“When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.” – Homer Simpson









“You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.” – George W. Bush

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Happy Easter Everyone


Frank Thomas wishes the best for everyone this Easter season!

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Baseball Opening Day


Some big names tossed out the ceremonial first pitch yesterday as baseball opened the 2009 season.
Quasi-Celebrity and Miller Lite drinker Nick Lachey

All-Terrain Cargo Enthusiast Robbie Callan

Former President GW Bush

VP Joe Biden

Monday, April 6, 2009

Clubbin


Delusional. Confusional. Institutional. Slippery Pete.

Mike Scroggins Defeats Norm Duke!


The dominance of Mike Scroggins continues as he made us cheer yesterday in New Jersey.  The announcer screamed : "Party at Scroggins!" and we here at DB would like you to get to know big Mike before everyone enjoys the party!
(from Mike Scroggins' "BowlSpace.com" page)
Gender: Male
Location: Amarillo, TX
Relationship: Married
Orientation: Straight
Children: Proud Parent
# of Kids: 3
Body Type: Average
Height: 5'11"
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
About Me: My name is Mike Scroggins. I live in Amarillo, Texas, with my wife Melanie and our three children, Ross, Will and Maggie. I joined the PBA in 1989 and gained exemption by winning the 2005 USBC Masters. I currently hold the USBC record for most 800s in a year with 15. I also have a twin brother, Mark, and he is also exempt.
Music: I like nickleback, ac/dc, journey, styx, reo speedwagon, and def leppard.
Movies: my favorites: national treasure, sahara, the rookie, remember the titans, hoosiers, a few good men, shawshank redemption, austin powers (all of them), my cousin vinny.
TV: my favorites: seinfeld, friends, boston legal, csi, csi new york, new adventures of old christine, american idol, deal or no deal.
Books: five people you meet in heaven, invincible, seabuscuit.
Likes: I am away so much for the tour, so when I am home I love spending time with my family.
Hobbies: In my spare time I like to play a round of golf and watch my boys play baseball.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Lance Back Riding Again


Lance seems to be up and training with a drill sergeant on the streets of Pequanock, NJ--the birthplace of Derek Sanderson Jeter.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

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