Now that the sun is finally coming out, we here at DB want to take the time to bestow upon our readers some guidance. As you leave your winter shell please take this points with you.
“New York style deli, that’s supposed to be a selling point?” – Hank Hill
“If anyone gives you 10,000 to 1 odds on anything, you take that bet. If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar, I will be one rich dude.” – Kevin Malone
“Anything could happen to you at night, you could get run over, pick-pocketed, um fall down a man-hole, bump into... people, murdered... Imagine that! Imagine being murdered!” – Murray Hewitt
“I’d rather be on a losing football team than a winning soccer team” – Bobby Hill
“I'm against all "it's me’s.” So self-absorbed and egotistical, it's like these hip musicians with their complicated shoes!” – George Costanza
“When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.” – Homer Simpson
“You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.” – George W. Bush
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