Another Slam for Guitar Hero World Tour

This fall Guitar Hero World Tour hit shelves.  Lazy kids clamoring for the joy of rock stardom, but unwilling to put in the effort (or simply untalented) to actually learn the instrument, could now gain the adoring applause of a worldwide video crowd.  As if this was not enough incentive, the creators of GHWT decided to assemble the dream team of role models: Tony Hawk, Kobe Bryant, Michael Phelps, and of course Alex Rodriguez.

DB was the first to point out the group’s lack of moral fiber (not to say that we here at DB are trying to promote any sort of moral ideology, kids are impressionable and PR is hard to turn around). Kobe’s past is well known, and yes he was acquitted of his charges, but still not exactly Mr. Rogers.  Tony has been married three times, which usually signifies something shady—but then again who cares.  We have been over Phelps’ issues.  A Rod has simply exceeded any and all expectations for the group.

A Rod aka A Fraud tested positive for steroid use in 2003.  We can now truly call him A Roid.  His arrogance has come full circle.  All the Toronto stripper and Madonna Kabala nonsense is now child’s play compared to this.  For years he has denied any use of performance enhancing drugs.  Even saying “he was never tempted” in an interview with the hard-hitting journalist Katie Couric (who recently said to Lil Wayne: ‘I hear you are one who loves his weed’).  This guy is such a head case that he will not be able to handle this, making a big waste of the Yankees massive investment with him and the other big time free agents they put around him.

The only person who comes out on top here is Jose Canseco.  This guy is an absolute joke, but he has always been right.  That whole Texas team of the early 2000s was truly on the juice, he was responsible for it, he admitted it and now he may sell a few more copies of “Vindicated.”

The report claims 104 names were on that list.  DB is sure that a few more big names will come out.  Maybe David Ortiz—his numbers certainly call for it.  Lets hope that Albert Pujols or Manny Ramirez are not on it, or this could be a bigger blow to baseball than the revelation of Brady Anderson.