Pics Around Town

Just a few shots taken by the DB paparazzi with the official DB crapberry.

Having a few cold ones with my favorite strong islander.
Enjoying an excellent afternoon on the links with Tiger.
The world's most unfortunate hampster living next to a toilet in a college dorm.

Tony Romo special addition lil' fumbler football.  The ball starts to sweat during pressure situations to help you drop the ball just like Tony!

Texas is on Tour!

The state of Texas is now on tour.  Coming soon to state fair near you is the greatest nation in the world (Texas).  Texas, which is phonetically spelled Techksis, will show the world how to live only the way Texans know how.  Come see Matthew McConeghy smoke a joint, while George W Bush performs a rodeo with his crippled stead Dick, Gary Busey will take audiences to a world few could even imagine, and Tony Romo will show how to fumble a football like only he can in a pressure situation with Jessica Simpson cheering him on.  Check out the swine flu pig who migrated from Mexico to help cable news talk about something besides media bias, a baby who can eat an entire rack of ribs, a real Texas long horn wearing a cowboy hat, take part in tobacco chewing, beer chugging, and Texas toast eating contests.  Texas on tour can be found on the web at http://www.texasontour.com "Its like a whole other country"

Prison Pilates Class

Kick Off The Summer the Right Way

Do you like beer, baseball legends, disgraced former New York Governors, and NICKELBACK?  Well then you have got a date with the 2009 Miller Lite Wade Boggs Memorial Day Blowout with live performances by Nickelback and former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer cooking up burgers and weiners.  21 to drink 18 to party all Memorial Day weekend long.  Honor those soldiers who fought for our right to drink tasty macro-brews while listening to Canadian rock and eating delicious grilled meats.

Mike Vick Released From Prison

Mike Vick, shown above wearing his custom prison edition #7 jersey, was release from jail this morning.  Vick will serve out the finale of his sentence in a halfway house and begin his new construction job.  As if the housing market was not bad enough...

Pat O'Brien

Who needs hope or Obama when you have O'Brien.  O'YEAH!  

Pat recently joined Twitter to keep up with his celebrity pals and fans.

Pat O'Brien's recent "Tweets":

"Filming the Insider, they can't fire the P. O'B!"

"Living it up at PF Changs with all my celebrity pals dishing the goods!"

"Leaving voicemails is fun."

"At the Beverly Hills High Girls Track Meet, the meat is looking good"

"Outside the liquor store, if anyone needs beer gimme a ring"

"Still waiting here, any high school kids want booze????"

Twitter Sucks

DB is joining Twitter.  Not.  Twitter sucks.