Sham Won't!

Vince Shlomi, or as everyone knows him, the Sham Wow guy was arrested last month on charges of aggravated battery.  The charges became public a few days ago.  Apparently Mr. Sham Wow did not like that his escort chose to bight on his tounge--so he punched her in the face until she let go.   But the overall question this story begs to ask: if the Sham Wow guy has to pay for sex, then how can any of the rest of us get it for free?  Follow the link to thesmokinggun.com's story which includes mug shots for both parties!

Award: Worst Compilation of Stock Footage

This Foreigner music video was mailed in.

2 Fast

Summer Styles 2009

Look no further.  We here at DB have sifted through all the summer fashion releases and scaled them down into four must have looks.  Enjoy!

Jorts: America made jeans what they are today.  It is time for America to capitalize on denim once again.  Jorts (Jeans+Shorts=Jorts) have been inching their way into mainstream style over the past few years.  This summer many designing are poised to flood the market with this brilliant garment.  The simple shred of the pant-leg above the knee, sometimes with a pocket peaking out, tells the world that you mean business.  Jorts can be worn while jogging, swimming, or shopping and can be paired with any number of outfits.  Shown here sans-tee with a purple bandana, tube socks, and a pair of Timberlands.

The Muumuu: Should be this year's biggest hit for the plus-sized crowd.  Allows for excellent easy access and accentuates the positive aspects of excessive girth. Perfect for guys looking for women who appreciate the gradeur that only a periwinkle-blue Muumuu spotlighting a fine rainbow floral pattern can offer.  White sheepswool slippers complete the look. 

The Speedo: Even outside an Olympic year the Speedo has always been an impact move.  This year expect big things out of the Speedo.  For one it uses less fabric, thus is good for the economy in an recession.  The lack of tan lines is also a large plus.  The solid coloring allows for our more conservative readers to also enjoy high style.  Shown here is the usual pink Speedo look complete with Kanye sunglasses, Tony Hawk brand skateboard, and a pair of baby-blue Airwalks.  The Speedo is an excellent choice for the beach, park, office and night club this year.

The Dennis Rodman: With his reemergence via Celebrity Apprentice, the worm will surely be a big fashion icon in the summer of 2009.  Be sure to don your favorite Rodman uniform.  In this case we went with the 1996 Bulls, the 80's pistons or early 90's Spurs may be a better fit for you.   The looks is complete with the vibrant hairstyle, nose piercing and a pair of Reeboks.

A Rod Linked to Spitzer's Hooker

He's outdone himself once again!  A Rod associating with yet another fine American: Eliot Spitzer's DC Madam.  His PR department must have the mission: keep A Rod in the news by any means necessary.  Almost a Cheney-esque approach, bravo Alex.

Nickelbackkkkk

Summer is fast approaching which means the shore, baseball, BBQ's, Joe Pop's, and an ice chest full of Pabst Blue Ribbon on your front porch.  This summer is extra special because Nickelback is coming to PNC!  

Saint Paddy's

Celebrate with your favorite Irish traditions!