We're coming back!

Summer 2010, DB in the building. In the mean time, enjoy this game of "Hipster or Homeless"

DB on the Scene

Here at DB you all know that we are committed to providing our loyal readers with the most up to date on scene information. So it comes as no surprise that we were on location for the Saints victory party last night.

Outside the Boot

Bourbon Street

Officer Brian Peacock on the scene

Random girls demanding Griffin

Luke Kukwa taking a stroll

Letters to DB

Send us your letters and we will be sure to respond!

Big Jimmy: How was your $1 SCHLITZ
DB: Delicious got to love schlitz
Big Jimmy: Have one run 2 the terlet

Hiatus

DB is currently on a break. Law school doesn't provide much time for cartooning.

ESPN Yet to Cover the Big Ben Controversy

Great journalism ESPN, we all know you play favorites but you cannot make it that obvious.

Big Ben

Media darling Big Ben Roethlisberger has found himself on the wrong side of the news this week with allegations of sexual assault. Big Ben, has yet to speak on the situation but we can guess that it would go a little something like the above. Keep riding that chopper in Ben.

Is there only one way to do health care?

The Swiss have a regulatory body to keep costs down and it seems to work well. In Canada and the UK they have nationalized plans. These plans provide garbage care. Look at the teeth of the Brits. One of the biggest problems is opportunistic insurance companies and doctors, if we cap that maybe we can save some money--you know in case some of the spending doesn't work out. We here at DB are pro-reform, but we need to compose a rhizomatic political scheme and see what other ideas are out there.

New Fast Food Chicken

Who is Wendy's appealing to with the new Azn Chicken? Asia is a big place, including India, Russia, Indonesia, China, Japan, Afghanistan, Iran, and many other nations. Are we to assume that this takes from all such countries? A pinch of curry, a sprinkle of vodka, some salt water, sesame seeds, soy, sand served on a kabab. Such would only begin to describe the melting pot of our largest and most populus continent. Maybe they just meant the greater Yellow Sea region, I understand that oriental is now not PC but could you come up with something that is a little more specific?

Comic Sans : The Least Professional Font

We here at DB would just like to know why anyone would ever use comic sans in a professional setting. The font's use should be limited to 4th grade book report posters or PTA bake sales, never a business. Yet, we have noticed its use overwhelmingly, though it has pleasantly slowed in recent years, in the business world. Beanie Babies, the YES Network, the Sims franchise, various Hollywood films have all used the font. However, getting all whiny about it is not for DB. So please know that if you use it you will look like an idiot, but getting all riled up about it, like many in the blogosphere have, will make you look equally dimwitted.

The All American Sausage Co. looks less than professional here

Red Dog Bowl 09

Sorry about the lack of posts, been too busy prepping for the summer football extravaganza.

Helping around the House

Do your part to keep the house clean and tidy.

Lemonade Sales

This is what happens when you try to have a lemonade sale in Belmar.

More Posters

Either to motivate, reflect, or relax, these posters will help you when you need them.

Motivational Posters

Remember to never let anyone get you down and shoot for the sky!

Stallworth Buys 30 Days

DUI manslaughter and 30 days in jail? Meanwhile Burress can face up to three years and seems to have a very powerful mayor looking to toss the book at him, if the trial ever occurs, and he did not even hurt a single person.

Sammy Sosa Busted for 'roids Finally

Let the "speculation" end. The guy became as big as Steve Austin overnight and used a corked bat, yet ESPN still wants him in the Hall of Fame. Good work.

Who's Spankin' Rankin? Part 2

In this week's edition of everyone's favorite rant we explore the $5 foot long.

You know what really spanks me?  When I walk into Subway and order myself a nice little foot long sub.  I can choose from any of the Jared healthiness and slather on all the extra fixins to make it a Rankin classic.  But I get spanked every time I step to the register, fin in hand, and read a number great than 5.00 on the register.  If Subway is going to spank me for some extra cake I better get a nice happy ending out of the situation.  Next time choose WaWa subs and a bottle of bub. 

Plaxico Trial Pushed Back...Again

At this point no one cares, especially with the addition of Ramses "The Pharaoh" Barden, about Burress' gun trial.  It basically depends on King Bloomberg's opinion on the situation.  Lets see what the future holds.

Boomer Esiason Advises the Children of Early 1990s America

Boomer offering advice to the kids.  How come we do not see this with todays quarterbacks?  Kyle "Jack Daniels" Orton, Jake "Emo" Cutler, Mike Vick (ehh), Tony Romo, et al...

Smugs Around Town

E pretending he actually is as cool as his entourage character (who happens to be very uncool) and Spiderman himself (who has enough money to make E his personal servant) at a Laker game.